Most of the people in the world are good and decent if you give them a chance to be.

I've learned... That money doesn't buy class.

People like to say, "You're only as old as you feel," but it isn't true. It's just something old people say to make themselves feel good about their age. You're as old as you are.

By the time they're ready to be thrown away, most shoes are thoroughly comfortable

I spent my first 50 years trying to become known as a writer and the next 30 trying to avoid being famous. I walk down the street or go to a football game and people shout, 'Hey Andy'. I hate that.

I've learned... That I can always pray for someone when I don't have the strength to help him in some other way.

Computers make it easier to do a lot of things, but most of the things they make it easier to do don't need to be done.