Most of the people in the world are good and decent if you give them a chance to be.

The only people who say worse things about politicians that reporters do are other politicians.

I just wish this social institution [religion] wasnt based on what appears to me to be a monumental hoax built on an accumulation of customs and myths directed toward proving something that isnt true.

The best thing about a vacation is planning it.

The closing of a door can bring blessed privacy and comfort - the opening, terror. Conversely, the closing of a door can be a sad and final thing - the opening a wonderfully joyous moment.

Democrats believe people are basically good but must be saved from themselves by the government. Republicans believe people are basically bad but they'll be okay if they're left alone.

I've learned that no matter how serious your life requires you to be, everyone needs a friend to act goofy with.