I've learned... that everyone you meet deserves to be greeted with a smile.

In spite of some bad experiences, I'm a firm believer in the trial and error method of learning.

Half the cookbooks tell you how to cook the food and the other half tell you how to avoid eating it.

It's ridiculous for a country to get all worked up about a game—except the Super Bowl, of course. Now that's important.

When I write, I use an Underwood #5 made in 1920. Someone gave me an electric typewriter, but there's no use pretending you can use machinery that thinks faster than you do. An electric typewriter is ready to go before I have anything to say.

I had one typewriter for 50 years, but I have bought seven computers in six years. I suppose that's why Bill Gates is rich, and Underwood is out of business.

No matter what any of the grammar teachers say, punctuation is an arbitrary matter. It should be used to make sentences clear.