The only thing that really bugs me about television's coverage is those damn women they have down on the sidelines who don't know what the hell they're talking about. I mean, I'm not a sexist person, but a woman has no business being down there trying to make some comment about a football game.

We can all be prouder to be human beings, because that's what they were. They make up for a lot of liars, cheats, and terrorists among us.

I didn't get old on purpose, it just happened. If you're lucky, it could happen to you.

A writer's job is to tell the truth.

We're all torn between the desire for privacy and the fear of loneliness.

When those waiters ask me if I want some fresh ground pepper, I ask if they have any aged pepper.

Believing is such a comfort that it's hard to give up a belief just because it isn't true.