The only thing that really bugs me about television's coverage is those damn women they have down on the sidelines who don't know what the hell they're talking about. I mean, I'm not a sexist person, but a woman has no business being down there trying to make some comment about a football game.

The dullest Olympic sport is curling, whatever 'curling' means.

When I write, I use an Underwood #5 made in 1920. Someone gave me an electric typewriter, but there's no use pretending you can use machinery that thinks faster than you do. An electric typewriter is ready to go before I have anything to say.

We're all torn between the desire for privacy and the fear of loneliness.

I've learned... that just one person saying to me, 'You've made my day!' makes my day.

Love is more pleasant once you get out of your twenties. It doesn't hurt all the time.

Person-to-person, most people are honest.