I've learned... That to ignore the facts does not change the facts.

Women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage!

Everyone hates war, everyone says.

Death is a distant rumor to the young.

One of the most glorious messes in the world is the mess created in the living room on Christmas day. Don't clean it up too quickly." ~ (1919-), American writer, producer, humorist.

Have you noticed that they put advertisements in with your bills now? Like bills aren't distasteful enough, they have to stuff junk mail in there with them. I get back at them. I put garbage in with my check when I mail it in. Coffee grinds, banana peels...I write, "Could you throw this away for me?"

American closets are filled with once-worn clothes that got a bad review from a friend on their first appearance.