I understand shipping - you have to expect to pay for the stamps or for the freight company - but what's this handling they always have? How much does handling cost, anyway? I don't want a lot of people handling something I'm going to buy before I get it. How much would it cost if you didn't handle it before you sent it to me?

Sooner or later the world will have to return to the good old days when we fought wars and killed people the old-fashioned way, one at a time.

I've learned that life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer it gets to the end, the faster it goes.

Phyllis Schlafly speaks for all American women who oppose equal rights for themselves.

Obscenities... I think a lot of dumb people do it because they can't think of what they want to say and they're frustrated. A lot of smart people do it to pretend they aren't very smart - want to be just one of the boys.

One of the sweetest things in life: a letter from a friend.

Most of us aren't that interested in getting rich- we just don't want to get poor.