Being kind is more important than being right.

I can't choose how i feel. But i can choose what I do about it.

I've learned... That money doesn't buy class.

I had one typewriter for 50 years, but I have bought seven computers in six years. I suppose that's why Bill Gates is rich, and Underwood is out of business.

Don't take a butcher's advice on how to cook meat. If he knew, he'd be a chef.

Once you pass forty, a dime isn't worth bending over to pick up if you drop one.

Flying is always an unpleasant experience. You wait an hour for every ten minutes you actually spend getting anywhere.