Milk without fat is like nonalcoholic Scotch.

You can't be a good writer without being a good thinker.

I didn't get old on purpose, it just happened. If you're lucky, it could happen to you.

The biggest seller is cookbooks and the second is diet books - how not to eat what you've just learned how to cook.

We need people who can actually do things. We have too many bosses and too few workers. More college graduates ought to become plumbers or electricians, then go home at night and read Shakespeare.

If you get murdered because you go on a date with someone you met on the Internet, you probably deserved it.

When there are starving people in the world, it seems wrong that so many of us Americans eat as much for entertainment as for nourishment.