Everyone starts out being an atheist. No one is born with belief in anything. Infants are atheists until they are indoctrinated.

My mother always called me 'sturdy' and said I have big bones. A little fat is what I am.

New ideas are one of the most overrated concepts of our time. Most of the important ideas that we live with aren't new at all.

In spite of some bad experiences, I'm a firm believer in the trial and error method of learning.

Half the cookbooks tell you how to cook the food and the other half tell you how to avoid eating it.

The teacher who knows the most about a subject isn't necessarily the one who can teach it best.

Have you noticed that they put advertisements in with your bills now? Like bills aren't distasteful enough, they have to stuff junk mail in there with them. I get back at them. I put garbage in with my check when I mail it in. Coffee grinds, banana peels...I write, "Could you throw this away for me?"