Everyone starts out being an atheist. No one is born with belief in anything. Infants are atheists until they are indoctrinated.

No matter what any of the grammar teachers say, punctuation is an arbitrary matter. It should be used to make sentences clear.

We need people who can actually do things. We have too many bosses and too few workers. More college graduates ought to become plumbers or electricians, then go home at night and read Shakespeare.

I'd like to be rich enough so I could throw soap away after the letters are worn off

Most of the people in the world are good and decent if you give them a chance to be.

I like animals who trust people.

I think Dan [Rather] is transparently liberal. Now he may not like to hear me say that. I always agree with him, too. But I think he should be more careful.