Elephants and grandchildren never forget.

The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.

We're all torn between the desire for privacy and the fear of loneliness.

Guns do not make you a killer. I think killing makes you a killer. You can kill someone with a baseball bat or a car, but no one is trying to ban you from driving to the ball game.

Don't keep saying, "I don't know where the time goes." It goes the same place it's always gone and no one has ever known where that is.

A woman over 30 will never wake you in the middle of the night to ask, "What are you thinking?". She doesn't care what you think.

I don't pick subjects as much as they pick me.