Elephants and grandchildren never forget.

I'm always on the lookout for something good about people. Often months go by.

Don't you hate it when...your suitcase is the last one off the airplane?

No one ever writes a book in which he is the bad guy.

I obviously have a knack for getting on paper what a lot of people have thought and didn't realize they thought. And they say, 'Hey, yeah!' And they like that.

My mother always called me 'sturdy' and said I have big bones. A little fat is what I am.

I've learned... That you should never say no to a gift from a child.