Elephants and grandchildren never forget.

One of the most glorious messes in the world is the mess created in the living room on Christmas day. Don't clean it up too quickly." ~ (1919-), American writer, producer, humorist.

I don't know anything offhand that mystifies Americans more than the cotton they put in pill bottles. Why do they do it? Are you supposed to put the cotton back in once you've taken a pill out?

Before a kid learns how to use a computer that can solve mathematical problems, he or she should know how to do arithmetic without a computer.

I've learned... That it's those small daily happenings that make life so spectacular.

Everyone starts out being an atheist. No one is born with belief in anything. Infants are atheists until they are indoctrinated.

A writer's job is to tell the truth.