I don't differentiate much, except in degree, between people who believe in religion from those who believe in astrology, magic or the supernatural.

Why am I an atheist? I ask you: Why is anybody not an atheist? Everyone starts out being an atheist. No one is born with belief in anything. Infants are atheists until they are indoctrinated. I resent anyone pushing their religion on me. I don't push my atheism on anybody else. Live and let live. Not many people practice that when it comes to religion.

I obviously have a knack for getting on paper what a lot of people have thought and didn't realize they thought. And they say, 'Hey, yeah!' And they like that.

The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.

The teacher who knows the most about a subject isn't necessarily the one who can teach it best.

The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.

Don't keep saying, "I don't know where the time goes." It goes the same place it's always gone and no one has ever known where that is.