We need people who can actually do things. We have too many bosses and too few workers.

Don't rule out working with your hands. It does not preclude using your head.

We all ought to understand we're on our own. Believing in Santa Claus doesn't do kids any harm for a few years but it isn't smart for them to continue waiting all their lives for him to come down the chimney with something wonderful. Santa Claus and God are cousins.

Let's face it, though, anything that's apt to happen to an appliance like a blender isn't covered by the warranty anyway, so I never send them in. If it breaks, I'll buy a new one. That's the American way.

If you do see me in a restaurant, please, just let me eat my dinner.

We can all be prouder to be human beings, because that's what they were. They make up for a lot of liars, cheats, and terrorists among us.

I'd like to be rich enough so I could throw soap away after the letters are worn off