We need people who can actually do things. We have too many bosses and too few workers.

The Super Bowl isn't for kids, I had a great time though and it was worth every nickel of it because by doing this lame piece about the game I can put it on my expense account.

Everyone starts out being an atheist. No one is born with belief in anything. Infants are atheists until they are indoctrinated.

Everyone wants to live on top of the mountain, but all the happiness and growth occurs while you're climbing it.

I've learned .... That opportunities are never lost; someone will take the ones you miss.

I've learned... that we should be glad God doesn't give us everything we ask for.

I don't think the government is out to get me or help someone else get me but it wouldn't surprise me if they were out to sell me something or help someone else sell me something. I mean, why else would the Census Bureau want to know my telephone number?