We need people who can actually do things. We have too many bosses and too few workers.

I've learned that no matter how serious your life requires you to be, everyone needs a friend to act goofy with.

I've learned .... That opportunities are never lost; someone will take the ones you miss.

The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.

Nothing in fine print is ever good news.

People will generally accept facts as truth only if the facts agree with what they already believe.

When it comes to educating all of us about the most basic things in life, it seems to me we need more kindergartens and fewer graduate schools.