Familiar things are a comfort to us all.

We all ought to understand we're on our own. Believing in Santa Claus doesn't do kids any harm for a few years but it isn't smart for them to continue waiting all their lives for him to come down the chimney with something wonderful. Santa Claus and God are cousins.

I like ice hockey, but it's a frustrating game to watch. It's hard to keep your eyes on both the puck and the players and too much time passes between scoring in hockey. There are usually more fights than there are points.

I just wish insignificance had more stature.

The only people who say worse things about politicians that reporters do are other politicians.

Nothing in fine print is ever good news.

New ideas are one of the most overrated concepts of our time. Most of the important ideas that we live with aren't new at all.