I've learned.... That when you plan to get even with someone, you are only letting that person continue to hurt you... More

I am interested in details. If you go into anything far enough, you get into the details of it, and people turn out to be interested in what makes things work.

Once you pass forty, a dime isn't worth bending over to pick up if you drop one.

The federal government has sponsored research that has produced a tomato that is perfect in every respect, except that you can't eat it. We should make every effort to make sure this disease, often referred to as 'progress', doesn't spread.

Small daily happenings make life spectacular.... start enjoying the small things in life!

I just wish this social institution [religion] wasnt based on what appears to me to be a monumental hoax built on an accumulation of customs and myths directed toward proving something that isnt true.

The best thing about a vacation is planning it.