I've learned.... That when you plan to get even with someone, you are only letting that person continue to hurt you... More

One of the most glorious messes in the world is the mess created in the living room on Christmas day. Don't clean it up too quickly." ~ (1919-), American writer, producer, humorist.

Death is a distant rumor to the young.

Let's make a statement to the airlines just to get their attention. We'll pick a week next year and we'll all agree not to go anywhere for seven days.

You're better off missing a bus or an airplane once in a while than you are getting there too early all the time.

The best Christmas trees come very close to exceeding nature. If some of our great decorated trees had been grown in a remote forest area with lights that came on every evening as it grew dark, the whole world would come to look at them and marvel at the mystery of their great beauty.

Milk without fat is like nonalcoholic Scotch.