Writers don't often say anything that readers don't already know, unless its a news story. A writer's greatest pleasure is revealing to people things they knew but did not know they knew. Or did not realize everyone else knew, too. This produces a warm sense of fellow feeling and is the best a writer can do.

Love is more pleasant once you get out of your twenties. It doesn't hurt all the time.

No matter what any of the grammar teachers say, punctuation is an arbitrary matter. It should be used to make sentences clear.

For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed hot woman of 40 +, there is a balding, paunchy relic in yellow pants making a fool of himself with some 22-year-old waitress.

Would a real man get caught eating a twinkie?

The fastest thing computers do is go obsolete.

A cat's idea of a 'good time' is to kill something.