The federal government has sponsored research that has produced a tomato that is perfect in every respect, except that you can't eat it. We should make every effort to make sure this disease, often referred to as 'progress', doesn't spread.

If you get murdered because you go on a date with someone you met on the Internet, you probably deserved it.

As an old reporter, we have a few secrets, and the first thing is we try the phone book.

I've learned... That when your newly born grandchild holds your little finger in his little fist, that you're hooked for life.

No matter what any of the grammar teachers say, punctuation is an arbitrary matter. It should be used to make sentences clear.

If you put on an item of clothing that hurts just because you have an idea it looks better or conforms to what other people are wearing, it's dumb.

I've learned... That the easiest way for me to grow as a person is to surround myself with people smarter than I am.