The federal government has sponsored research that has produced a tomato that is perfect in every respect, except that you can't eat it. We should make every effort to make sure this disease, often referred to as 'progress', doesn't spread.

Most college students are not as smart as most college presidents.

Anyone who watches golf on television would enjoy watching the grass grow on the greens.

Most of the people in the world are good and decent if you give them a chance to be.

I'm in a position of feeling secure enough so that I can say what I think is right and if so many people think it's wrong that I get fired, well, I've got enough to eat.

My mother always called me 'sturdy' and said I have big bones. A little fat is what I am.

I know a lot of you believe that most people in the news business are liberal. Let me tell you, I know a lot of them, and they were almost evenly divided this time. Half of them liked Senator Kerry; the other half hated President Bush.