The dullest Olympic sport is curling, whatever 'curling' means.

One day about 10 years ago the door to my office opened and who walked in but Bill Gates.... Seemed like a nice guy and has done more with his money than most billionaires. But that's as far as I want to go being kind to Bill Gates.

I've learned... that everyone you meet deserves to be greeted with a smile.

I've learned... That having a child fall asleep in your arms is one of the most peaceful feelings in the world.

You really can't blame the military for wanting to go to war [in Iraq]. They've got all these new toys and they want to know whether they work or not.

It's not so much that I write well, I just don't write badly very often and that passes for good on television.

The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.