Believing is such a comfort that it's hard to give up a belief just because it isn't true.

We're all torn between the desire for privacy and the fear of loneliness.

I've learned that life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer it gets to the end, the faster it goes.

Computers may save time but they sure waste a lot of paper. About 98 percent of everything printed out by a computer is garbage that no one ever reads.

Creativity is a by-product of hard work. If I never have another really new idea, it won't matter.

The federal government has sponsored research that has produced a tomato that is perfect in every respect, except that you can't eat it. We should make every effort to make sure this disease, often referred to as 'progress', doesn't spread.

I dislike loud-mouthed patriots who suggest they like our country more than I do. Some people's idea of patriotism is hating other countries.