Believing is such a comfort that it's hard to give up a belief just because it isn't true.

Milk without fat is like nonalcoholic Scotch.

Anyone who watches golf on television would enjoy watching the grass grow on the greens.

Always keep your words soft and sweet, just in case you have to eat them.

Flying is always an unpleasant experience. You wait an hour for every ten minutes you actually spend getting anywhere.

Christians talk as though goodness was their idea but good behavior doesn't have any religious origin. Our prisons are filled with the devout.

Walking is good for the soul.