Believing is such a comfort that it's hard to give up a belief just because it isn't true.

It's ridiculous for a country to get all worked up about a game—except the Super Bowl, of course. Now that's important.

In spite of some bad experiences, I'm a firm believer in the trial and error method of learning.

Obscenities... I think a lot of dumb people do it because they can't think of what they want to say and they're frustrated. A lot of smart people do it to pretend they aren't very smart - want to be just one of the boys.

A woman over 30 will never wake you in the middle of the night to ask, "What are you thinking?". She doesn't care what you think.

I've learned... That when you're in love, it shows.

It's best to give advice in only two circumstances; when it's requested, and when it's a life threatening situation.