Believing is such a comfort that it's hard to give up a belief just because it isn't true.

Making duplicate copies and computer printouts of things no one wanted even one of in the first place is giving America a new sense of purpose.

I've learned... That I can always pray for someone when I don't have the strength to help him in some other way.

A woman over 30 will never wake you in the middle of the night to ask, "What are you thinking?". She doesn't care what you think.

People will generally accept facts as truth only if the facts agree with what they already believe.

Nothing in fine print is ever good news.

I don't think the government is out to get me or help someone else get me but it wouldn't surprise me if they were out to sell me something or help someone else sell me something. I mean, why else would the Census Bureau want to know my telephone number?