I just wish this social institution [religion] wasnt based on what appears to me to be a monumental hoax built on an accumulation of customs and myths directed toward proving something that isnt true.
Andy RooneyYou're better off missing a bus or an airplane once in a while than you are getting there too early all the time.
Andy RooneyIn a conversation, keep in mind that you're more interested in what you have to say than anyone else is.
Andy Rooney