If dogs could talk it would take a lot of the fun out of owning one.

My most serious character flaw is that I don't deny myself much.

In the futile attempts we all make to tidy up our lives and our surroundings, nothing is more difficult than throwing out a book.

I've learned... That it's those small daily happenings that make life so spectacular.

The teacher who knows the most about a subject isn't necessarily the one who can teach it best.

For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed hot woman of 40 +, there is a balding, paunchy relic in yellow pants making a fool of himself with some 22-year-old waitress.

Soap, like people, shouldn't smell like anything.