Once you pass forty, a dime isn't worth bending over to pick up if you drop one.
I can't choose how i feel. But i can choose what I do about it.
The great virtue of being alone is that your mind can go its own way.
Dogs are nicer than people.
Most of us aren't that interested in getting rich- we just don't want to get poor.
Women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage!