I've learned... That I can always pray for someone when I don't have the strength to help him in some other way.

Age is nothing but experience, and some of us are more experienced than others

Did you ever notice that people who are good with a computer don't use it for much of anything except being good with a computer? They know all about information technology, but they don't have much interest in the information. I'm the opposite.

I've learned... That the less time I have to work with, the more things I get done.

Once you pass forty, a dime isn't worth bending over to pick up if you drop one.

Did you ever hear one of those corny, positive messages on someone's answering machine? 'Hi, it's a great day and I'm out enjoying it right now. I hope you are too. The thought for the day is share the love.' Beep. 'Uh, yeah, this is the VD clinic. Speaking of being positive, your test is back. Stop sharing the love.'

I never get over feeling bad about tearing open a beautifully wrapped present. It takes ten seconds to destroy a work of art that took someone ten minutes to accomplish.