Death is a distant rumor to the young.

There are more beauty parlors than there are beauties.

You're almost always better off keeping your mouth shut, but don't let that stop you from popping off.

I am an atheist... I don't understand religion at all. I'm sure I'll offend a lot of people by saying this, but I think it's all nonsense.

Half the cookbooks tell you how to cook the food and the other half tell you how to avoid eating it.

I've learned... That it's those small daily happenings that make life so spectacular.

My mother always called me 'sturdy' and said I have big bones. A little fat is what I am.