Phyllis Schlafly speaks for all American women who oppose equal rights for themselves.

We've sent a man to the moon and that's 29,000 miles away. The center of the Earth is only 4,000 miles away. You could drive that in a week but for some reason nobody's ever done it.

Do I have opinions that might piss people off? Yes - that's what I'm here for.

Men wake up aroused in the morning. We can't help it. We just wake up and we want you. And the women are thinking, "How can he want me the way I look in the morning?" It's because we can't see you. We have no blood anywhere near our optic nerve.

Most of the people in the world are good and decent if you give them a chance to be.

I believe the money I make belongs to me and my family, not some governmental stooge with a bad comb-over who wants to give it away to crack addicts for squirting out babies.

I've learned... That I can always pray for someone when I don't have the strength to help him in some other way.