Phyllis Schlafly speaks for all American women who oppose equal rights for themselves.

You're better off missing a bus or an airplane once in a while than you are getting there too early all the time.

I've learned... That to ignore the facts does not change the facts.

The third rule of life is this: Everything you buy today is smaller, more expensive, and not as good as it was yesterday.

The biggest seller is cookbooks and the second is diet books - how not to eat what you've just learned how to cook.

I often pass a farm with cows grazing in the field and I think to myself how terrible it is that human beings grow other animals just to kill them and eat them. Most of us think of vegetarians as nuts and I'm not a vegetarian but I wouldn't be surprised if we came to a time in 50 or 100 years when civilized people everywhere refused to eat animals.

If dogs could talk it would take a lot of the fun out of owning one.