The biggest seller is cookbooks and the second is diet books - how not to eat what you've just learned how to cook.

I dislike loud-mouthed patriots who suggest they like our country more than I do. Some people's idea of patriotism is hating other countries.

Those of us who don't have a party affiliation ought to be able to register under the heading "Confused.

I like animals who trust people.

I've learned... that we should be glad God doesn't give us everything we ask for.

Where some people may see loving grandparents, I see a pair of feckless boobs who can't drive, take way too long to shop, and don't even have the most basic grasps on the new technology. As a staunch supporter of the principles of Darwinism, I think that advances in modern medicine are starting to overrule the survival of the fittest, and it's to our [youngers'] detriment.

Flying is always an unpleasant experience. You wait an hour for every ten minutes you actually spend getting anywhere.