The biggest seller is cookbooks and the second is diet books - how not to eat what you've just learned how to cook.

Democrats believe people are basically good but must be saved from themselves by the government. Republicans believe people are basically bad but they'll be okay if they're left alone.

Soap, like people, shouldn't smell like anything.

I've learned... That I can always pray for someone when I don't have the strength to help him in some other way.

The dullest Olympic sport is curling, whatever 'curling' means.

I've learned... That it's those small daily happenings that make life so spectacular.

Everyone wants to live on top of the mountain, but all the happiness and growth occurs while you're climbing it.