The biggest seller is cookbooks and the second is diet books - how not to eat what you've just learned how to cook.

We all ought to understand we're on our own. Believing in Santa Claus doesn't do kids any harm for a few years but it isn't smart for them to continue waiting all their lives for him to come down the chimney with something wonderful. Santa Claus and God are cousins.

My most serious character flaw is that I don't deny myself much.

For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed hot woman of 40 +, there is a balding, paunchy relic in yellow pants making a fool of himself with some 22-year-old waitress.

I am an atheist... I don't understand religion at all. I'm sure I'll offend a lot of people by saying this, but I think it's all nonsense.

the best classroom in the world is at the feet of an elderly person.

Civilization means conforming to a standard of behavior that may not seem natural to us.