I am an atheist... I don't understand religion at all. I'm sure I'll offend a lot of people by saying this, but I think it's all nonsense.

Elephants and grandchildren never forget.

My most serious character flaw is that I don't deny myself much.

Happiness depends more on how life strikes you than on what happens.

I've learned... That it's those small daily happenings that make life so spectacular.

Dogs are nicer than people.

The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.