I am an atheist... I don't understand religion at all. I'm sure I'll offend a lot of people by saying this, but I think it's all nonsense.

I hate to say it, but I had a great time in World War II.

I've learned that no matter how serious your life requires you to be, everyone needs a friend to act goofy with.

Half the cookbooks tell you how to cook the food and the other half tell you how to avoid eating it.

I can't choose how i feel. But i can choose what I do about it.

Creativity is a by-product of hard work. If I never have another really new idea, it won't matter.

If I'd known how many problems I was going to run into before I finished, I can't remember a single project I would have started.