I am an atheist... I don't understand religion at all. I'm sure I'll offend a lot of people by saying this, but I think it's all nonsense.

Would a real man get caught eating a twinkie?

I did not believe in the war. I thought it was wrong to go into any war. And I got to the war, and saw the Germans, and I changed my mind. I decided we were right going into World War II.

Sooner or later the world will have to return to the good old days when we fought wars and killed people the old-fashioned way, one at a time.

We can all be prouder to be human beings, because that's what they were. They make up for a lot of liars, cheats, and terrorists among us.

I've learned.... That when you plan to get even with someone, you are only letting that person continue to hurt you... More

I like animals who trust people.