I don't like food that's too carefully arranged; it makes me think that the chef is spending too much time arranging and not enough time cooking. If I wanted a picture I'd buy a painting.

You really can't blame the military for wanting to go to war [in Iraq]. They've got all these new toys and they want to know whether they work or not.

I didn't get old on purpose, it just happened. If you're lucky, it could happen to you.

It's best to give advice in only two circumstances; when it's requested, and when it's a life threatening situation.

Phyllis Schlafly speaks for all American women who oppose equal rights for themselves.

I had one typewriter for 50 years, but I have bought seven computers in six years. I suppose that's why Bill Gates is rich, and Underwood is out of business.

Dogs are nicer than people.