By the time they're ready to be thrown away, most shoes are thoroughly comfortable

Familiar things are a comfort to us all.

Making duplicate copies and computer printouts of things no one wanted even one of in the first place is giving America a new sense of purpose.

Why am I an atheist? I ask you: Why is anybody not an atheist? Everyone starts out being an atheist. No one is born with belief in anything. Infants are atheists until they are indoctrinated. I resent anyone pushing their religion on me. I don't push my atheism on anybody else. Live and let live. Not many people practice that when it comes to religion.

We need people who can actually do things. We have too many bosses and too few workers.

Unfortunately, propaganda works.

Half the cookbooks tell you how to cook the food and the other half tell you how to avoid eating it.