By the time they're ready to be thrown away, most shoes are thoroughly comfortable

A great many people do not have the right to their own opinion because they don't know what they are talking about.

I've learned that no matter how serious your life requires you to be, everyone needs a friend to act goofy with.

For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed hot woman of 40 +, there is a balding, paunchy relic in yellow pants making a fool of himself with some 22-year-old waitress.

Never trust the food in a restaurant on top of the tallest building in town that spends a lot of time folding napkins.

It is possible to be dumb and be a college president.

I can't choose how i feel. But i can choose what I do about it.