I've learned... That you should never say no to a gift from a child.

The dullest Olympic sport is curling, whatever 'curling' means.

We're all proud of making little mistakes. It gives us the feeling we don't make any big ones.

Most of us believe everyone has a right to his own opinion - as long as it agrees with ours.

I've learned... That one should keep his words both soft and tender, because tomorrow he may have to eat them.

If you put on an item of clothing that hurts just because you have an idea it looks better or conforms to what other people are wearing, it's dumb.

For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed hot woman of 40 +, there is a balding, paunchy relic in yellow pants making a fool of himself with some 22-year-old waitress.