I've learned... That I wish I could have told my Mom that I love her one more time before she passed away.
Andy RooneyDid you ever hear one of those corny, positive messages on someone's answering machine? 'Hi, it's a great day and I'm out enjoying it right now. I hope you are too. The thought for the day is share the love.' Beep. 'Uh, yeah, this is the VD clinic. Speaking of being positive, your test is back. Stop sharing the love.'
Andy RooneyI'm already suspicious of anyone who thinks he or she is smart enough to be president. You'd have to have some ego to believe that about yourself.
Andy RooneyI've done a lot of complaining here, but of all the things I've complained about, I can't complain about my life.
Andy Rooney