I've learned... That you should never say no to a gift from a child.

I hope all of you are going to fill out your census form when it comes in the mail next month. If you don't return the form the area you live in might get less government money and you wouldn't want that to happen, would you.

When there are starving people in the world, it seems wrong that so many of us Americans eat as much for entertainment as for nourishment.

I've learned... That when your newly born grandchild holds your little finger in his little fist, that you're hooked for life.

If you do see me in a restaurant, please, just let me eat my dinner.

I've learned... That having a child fall asleep in your arms is one of the most peaceful feelings in the world.

Democrats believe people are basically good but must be saved from themselves by the government. Republicans believe people are basically bad but they'll be okay if they're left alone.