I've learned... That when you're in love, it shows.

The dullest Olympic sport is curling, whatever 'curling' means.

For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed hot woman of 40 +, there is a balding, paunchy relic in yellow pants making a fool of himself with some 22-year-old waitress.

One of the most glorious messes in the world is the mess created in the living room on Christmas day. Don't clean it up too quickly." ~ (1919-), American writer, producer, humorist.

The teacher who knows the most about a subject isn't necessarily the one who can teach it best.

People will generally accept facts as truth only if the facts agree with what they already believe.

Age is nothing but experience, and some of us are more experienced than others