I've learned... That when you're in love, it shows.

I like ice hockey, but it's a frustrating game to watch. It's hard to keep your eyes on both the puck and the players and too much time passes between scoring in hockey. There are usually more fights than there are points.

New ideas are one of the most overrated concepts of our time. Most of the important ideas that we live with aren't new at all.

We all ought to understand we're on our own. Believing in Santa Claus doesn't do kids any harm for a few years but it isn't smart for them to continue waiting all their lives for him to come down the chimney with something wonderful. Santa Claus and God are cousins.

Numbers tend to give the impression that there's more order in the world than there is.

The last birthday that's any good is 23.

I've learned... That life is tough, but I'm tougher.