I've learned... That when you're in love, it shows.

I just wish we knew a little less about his urethra and a little more about his arms sales to Iran.

New ideas are one of the most overrated concepts of our time. Most of the important ideas that we live with aren't new at all.

Figure skating is an unlikely Olympic event but its good television. It's sort of a combination of gymnastics and ballet. A little sexy too which doesn't hurt.

I'm always on the lookout for something good about people. Often months go by.

I've learned that life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer it gets to the end, the faster it goes.

When there are starving people in the world, it seems wrong that so many of us Americans eat as much for entertainment as for nourishment.