I've learned... That when you're in love, it shows.

Numbers tend to give the impression that there's more order in the world than there is.

Last night we had three small zucchini for dinner that were grown within fifty feet of our back door. I estimate they cost somewhere in the neighborhood of $371.49 each.

I've learned... That life is tough, but I'm tougher.

If you get murdered because you go on a date with someone you met on the Internet, you probably deserved it.

We can all be prouder to be human beings, because that's what they were. They make up for a lot of liars, cheats, and terrorists among us.

The teacher who knows the most about a subject isn't necessarily the one who can teach it best.