The last birthday that's any good is 23.

Go to bed. Whatever you're staying up late for isn't worth it.

It is possible to be dumb and be a college president.

New ideas are one of the most overrated concepts of our time. Most of the important ideas that we live with aren't new at all.

There's nothing people like better than being asked an easy question. For some reason, we're flattered when a stranger asks us where Maple Street is in our hometown and we can tell him.

When you get older you have to be careful about always saying, "Things aren't as good as they used to be." But it's hard not to.

One day about 10 years ago the door to my office opened and who walked in but Bill Gates.... Seemed like a nice guy and has done more with his money than most billionaires. But that's as far as I want to go being kind to Bill Gates.