The last birthday that's any good is 23.

No one ever writes a book in which he is the bad guy.

Familiar things are a comfort to us all.

When I write, I use an Underwood #5 made in 1920. Someone gave me an electric typewriter, but there's no use pretending you can use machinery that thinks faster than you do. An electric typewriter is ready to go before I have anything to say.

Ugly is very popular this year...I had a feeling these clothes were deigned by someone who didn't like women.

Every one starts out being an atheist.

Taxes are important. President Bush's tax proposals leave no rich person behind. Voters approve of President Bush helping the kind of people they wish they were one of.