I've learned... That it's those small daily happenings that make life so spectacular.

I'd like to take some calculus, too. I have absolutely no ability in that direction and not much interest, either, but there's something going on in mathematics that I don't understand, and I'd like to find out what it is.

If you do see me in a restaurant, please, just let me eat my dinner.

Making duplicate copies and computer printouts of things no one wanted even one of in the first place is giving America a new sense of purpose.

Anyone who watches golf on television would enjoy watching the grass grow on the greens.

The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.

Not many people in this world are as lucky as I've been. ... All this time I've been paid to say what is on my mind on television. You don't get any luckier in life than that.