My mother always called me 'sturdy' and said I have big bones. A little fat is what I am.

Creativity is a by-product of hard work. If I never have another really new idea, it won't matter.

Taxes are important. President Bush's tax proposals leave no rich person behind. Voters approve of President Bush helping the kind of people they wish they were one of.

Uh, yeah, this is the VD clinic calling. Speaking of being positive, your test is back. Stop sharing the love.

I like animals who trust people.

New ideas are one of the most overrated concepts of our time. Most of the important ideas that we live with aren't new at all.

My wife uses fabric softener. I never knew what that stuff was for. Then I noticed women coming up to me, sniffing, then saying under their breath, "Married!" and walking away. Fabric Softeners are how our wives mark their territory. We can take off the ring, but it's hard to get that April fresh scent out of your clothes.