It's not so much that I write well, I just don't write badly very often and that passes for good on television.
Andy RooneyThe teacher who knows the most about a subject isn't necessarily the one who can teach it best.
Andy RooneyWhere some people may see loving grandparents, I see a pair of feckless boobs who can't drive, take way too long to shop, and don't even have the most basic grasps on the new technology. As a staunch supporter of the principles of Darwinism, I think that advances in modern medicine are starting to overrule the survival of the fittest, and it's to our [youngers'] detriment.
Andy Rooney