Civilization means conforming to a standard of behavior that may not seem natural to us.

Great teachers are usually a little crazy.

I didn't get old on purpose, it just happened. If you're lucky, it could happen to you.

It's not so much that I write well, I just don't write badly very often and that passes for good on television.

The teacher who knows the most about a subject isn't necessarily the one who can teach it best.

Where some people may see loving grandparents, I see a pair of feckless boobs who can't drive, take way too long to shop, and don't even have the most basic grasps on the new technology. As a staunch supporter of the principles of Darwinism, I think that advances in modern medicine are starting to overrule the survival of the fittest, and it's to our [youngers'] detriment.

I've learned... That I wish I could have told my Mom that I love her one more time before she passed away.