Civilization means conforming to a standard of behavior that may not seem natural to us.

Don't keep saying, "I don't know where the time goes." It goes the same place it's always gone and no one has ever known where that is.

There are more beauty parlors than there are beauties.

Being kind is more important than being right.

Every one starts out being an atheist.

I don't think the government is out to get me or help someone else get me but it wouldn't surprise me if they were out to sell me something or help someone else sell me something. I mean, why else would the Census Bureau want to know my telephone number?

Numbers tend to give the impression that there's more order in the world than there is.