Civilization means conforming to a standard of behavior that may not seem natural to us.

I've learned .... That when you harbor bitterness, happiness will dock elsewhere.

I've done a lot of complaining here, but of all the things I've complained about, I can't complain about my life.

I had one typewriter for 50 years, but I have bought seven computers in six years. I suppose that's why Bill Gates is rich, and Underwood is out of business.

American closets are filled with once-worn clothes that got a bad review from a friend on their first appearance.

Person-to-person, most people are honest.

If I'd known how many problems I was going to run into before I finished, I can't remember a single project I would have started.