Anyone who watches golf on television would enjoy watching the grass grow on the greens.

The biggest seller is cookbooks and the second is diet books - how not to eat what you've just learned how to cook.

We all ought to understand we're on our own. Believing in Santa Claus doesn't do kids any harm for a few years but it isn't smart for them to continue waiting all their lives for him to come down the chimney with something wonderful. Santa Claus and God are cousins.

In Washington, a confidential assistant is someone who, if you don't want to know something, you go and ask him and he won't tell you.

I've learned... That sometimes all a person needs is a hand to hold and a heart to understand.

Ugly is very popular this year...I had a feeling these clothes were deigned by someone who didn't like women.

We're all proud of making little mistakes. It gives us the feeling we don't make any big ones.