Anyone who watches golf on television would enjoy watching the grass grow on the greens.

Don't keep saying, "I don't know where the time goes." It goes the same place it's always gone and no one has ever known where that is.

I've learned.... That when you plan to get even with someone, you are only letting that person continue to hurt you... More

Have you noticed that they put advertisements in with your bills now? Like bills aren't distasteful enough, they have to stuff junk mail in there with them. I get back at them. I put garbage in with my check when I mail it in. Coffee grinds, banana peels...I write, "Could you throw this away for me?"

New ideas are one of the most overrated concepts of our time. Most of the important ideas that we live with aren't new at all.

Familiar things are a comfort to us all.

I've learned... That sometimes all a person needs is a hand to hold and a heart to understand.