Anyone who watches golf on television would enjoy watching the grass grow on the greens.

Milk without fat is like nonalcoholic Scotch.

Anyone should be very suspicious of a sentence he's written that can't be read aloud easily.

I've learned that no matter how serious your life requires you to be, everyone needs a friend to act goofy with.

Uh, yeah, this is the VD clinic calling. Speaking of being positive, your test is back. Stop sharing the love.

I've learned... That I wish I could have told my Mom that I love her one more time before she passed away.

No one likes the house next door to look worse or a lot better than his own.