Flying is always an unpleasant experience. You wait an hour for every ten minutes you actually spend getting anywhere.

There are more beauty parlors than there are beauties.

My advice is not to wait to be struck by an idea. If you're a writer, you sit down and damn well decide to have an idea. That's the way to get an idea.

It isn't working that's so hard, it's getting ready to work.

For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed hot woman of 40 +, there is a balding, paunchy relic in yellow pants making a fool of himself with some 22-year-old waitress.

Taxes are important. President Bush's tax proposals leave no rich person behind. Voters approve of President Bush helping the kind of people they wish they were one of.

I've learned.... That when you plan to get even with someone, you are only letting that person continue to hurt you... More