Flying is always an unpleasant experience. You wait an hour for every ten minutes you actually spend getting anywhere.

The last birthday that's any good is 23.

All men are not created equal but should be treated as though they were under the law.

Half the cookbooks tell you how to cook the food and the other half tell you how to avoid eating it.

I don't know anything offhand that mystifies Americans more than the cotton they put in pill bottles. Why do they do it? Are you supposed to put the cotton back in once you've taken a pill out?

I've learned... That I wish I could have told my Mom that I love her one more time before she passed away.

Soap, like people, shouldn't smell like anything.