Flying is always an unpleasant experience. You wait an hour for every ten minutes you actually spend getting anywhere.

Anyone should be very suspicious of a sentence he's written that can't be read aloud easily.

Once you pass forty, a dime isn't worth bending over to pick up if you drop one.

Numbers are the most certain things we have.

Making duplicate copies and computer printouts of things no one wanted even one of in the first place is giving America a new sense of purpose.

It's not so much that I write well, I just don't write badly very often and that passes for good on television.

I've learned... That I wish I could have told my Mom that I love her one more time before she passed away.