Flying is always an unpleasant experience. You wait an hour for every ten minutes you actually spend getting anywhere.

I never get over feeling bad about tearing open a beautifully wrapped present. It takes ten seconds to destroy a work of art that took someone ten minutes to accomplish.

I don't pick subjects as much as they pick me.

I've learned... That money doesn't buy class.

Dogs are nicer than people.

I've learned... That sometimes all a person needs is a hand to hold and a heart to understand.

The fastest thing computers do is go obsolete.