All men are not created equal but should be treated as though they were under the law.

Let's make a statement to the airlines just to get their attention. We'll pick a week next year and we'll all agree not to go anywhere for seven days.

Always keep your words soft and sweet, just in case you have to eat them.

You're almost always better off keeping your mouth shut, but don't let that stop you from popping off.

I don't think the government is out to get me or help someone else get me but it wouldn't surprise me if they were out to sell me something or help someone else sell me something. I mean, why else would the Census Bureau want to know my telephone number?

Milk without fat is like nonalcoholic Scotch.

I've learned .... That opportunities are never lost; someone will take the ones you miss.