All men are not created equal but should be treated as though they were under the law.

I don't think the government is out to get me or help someone else get me but it wouldn't surprise me if they were out to sell me something or help someone else sell me something. I mean, why else would the Census Bureau want to know my telephone number?

In the United States alone, we spend seven times as much on war as on education. There's something wrong there. On this Memorial Day, we should certainly honor those who have died at war, but we should dedicate this day, not so much to their memory, but to the search for a way to end the idiocy of the wars that killed them.

I've learned... That the less time I have to work with, the more things I get done.

Computers make it easier to do a lot of things, but most of the things they make it easier to do don't need to be done.

There is obviously a great human need for religion because life seems to be such a mystery.

All economists should be locked up until they admit that they don't know what they're talking about.