There are more beauty parlors than there are beauties.
Never trust the food in a restaurant on top of the tallest building in town that spends a lot of time folding napkins.
The biggest seller is cookbooks and the second is diet books - how not to eat what you've just learned how to cook.
Familiar things are a comfort to us all.
Most of the people in the world are good and decent if you give them a chance to be.
For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed hot woman of 40 +, there is a balding, paunchy relic in yellow pants making a fool of himself with some 22-year-old waitress.