The great virtue of being alone is that your mind can go its own way.
I just wish insignificance had more stature.
A cat's idea of a 'good time' is to kill something.
Art is a by-product of an honest and successful attempt to do something well.
Men wake up aroused in the morning. We can't help it. We just wake up and we want you. And the women are thinking, "How can he want me the way I look in the morning?" It's because we can't see you. We have no blood anywhere near our optic nerve.
The biggest seller is cookbooks and the second is diet books - how not to eat what you've just learned how to cook.