I just wish insignificance had more stature.

When you get older you have to be careful about always saying, "Things aren't as good as they used to be." But it's hard not to.

Those of us who don't have a party affiliation ought to be able to register under the heading "Confused.

Numbers are the most certain things we have.

You're better off missing a bus or an airplane once in a while than you are getting there too early all the time.

My most serious character flaw is that I don't deny myself much.

Making duplicate copies and computer printouts of things no one wanted even one of in the first place is giving America a new sense of purpose.