I just wish insignificance had more stature.

I've learned... That you should never say no to a gift from a child.

I've learned .... That opportunities are never lost; someone will take the ones you miss.

There are more beauty parlors than there are beauties.

We need people who can actually do things. We have too many bosses and too few workers. More college graduates ought to become plumbers or electricians, then go home at night and read Shakespeare.

I just wish we knew a little less about his urethra and a little more about his arms sales to Iran.

I obviously have a knack for getting on paper what a lot of people have thought and didn't realize they thought. And they say, 'Hey, yeah!' And they like that.