I've learned.... That when you plan to get even with someone, you are only letting that person continue to hurt you... More
Andy RooneyNever trust the food in a restaurant on top of the tallest building in town that spends a lot of time folding napkins.
Andy RooneySooner or later the world will have to return to the good old days when we fought wars and killed people the old-fashioned way, one at a time.
Andy RooneyFor every stunning, smart, well-coiffed hot woman of 40 +, there is a balding, paunchy relic in yellow pants making a fool of himself with some 22-year-old waitress.
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