People like to say, "You're only as old as you feel," but it isn't true. It's just something old people say to make themselves feel good about their age. You're as old as you are.
Andy RooneyI've learned... That one should keep his words both soft and tender, because tomorrow he may have to eat them.
Andy RooneyIt's ridiculous for a country to get all worked up about a gameโexcept the Super Bowl, of course. Now that's important.
Andy RooneyI've learned... That having a child fall asleep in your arms is one of the most peaceful feelings in the world.
Andy Rooney