Looking and not finding is certainly one of the most frustrating ways to spend time.

One of the things we can be sure of over the July 4th weekend is that news reports will keep telling us how many of us are going to die in automobile accidents.

Anyone should be very suspicious of a sentence he's written that can't be read aloud easily.

Milk without fat is like nonalcoholic Scotch.

I just wish we knew a little less about his urethra and a little more about his arms sales to Iran.

The only people who say worse things about politicians that reporters do are other politicians.

Did you ever notice that people who are good with a computer don't use it for much of anything except being good with a computer? They know all about information technology, but they don't have much interest in the information. I'm the opposite.