Looking and not finding is certainly one of the most frustrating ways to spend time.

Milk without fat is like nonalcoholic Scotch.

I just wish this social institution [religion] wasnt based on what appears to me to be a monumental hoax built on an accumulation of customs and myths directed toward proving something that isnt true.

My mother always called me 'sturdy' and said I have big bones. A little fat is what I am.

I've learned... That love, not time, heals all wounds.

I am an atheist... I don't understand religion at all. I'm sure I'll offend a lot of people by saying this, but I think it's all nonsense.

People like to say, "You're only as old as you feel," but it isn't true. It's just something old people say to make themselves feel good about their age. You're as old as you are.