I am interested in details. If you go into anything far enough, you get into the details of it, and people turn out to be interested in what makes things work.

I had one typewriter for 50 years, but I have bought seven computers in six years. I suppose that's why Bill Gates is rich, and Underwood is out of business.

The biggest seller is cookbooks and the second is diet books - how not to eat what you've just learned how to cook.

I think Dan [Rather] is transparently liberal. Now he may not like to hear me say that. I always agree with him, too. But I think he should be more careful.

No one likes the house next door to look worse or a lot better than his own.

The English language is more complex than calculus because numbers don't have nuances.

The federal government has sponsored research that has produced a tomato that is perfect in every respect, except that you can't eat it. We should make every effort to make sure this disease, often referred to as 'progress', doesn't spread.