I am interested in details. If you go into anything far enough, you get into the details of it, and people turn out to be interested in what makes things work.

When those waiters ask me if I want some fresh ground pepper, I ask if they have any aged pepper.

The world must be filled with unsuccessful musical careers like mine, and it's probably a good thing. We don't need a lot of bad musicians filling the air with unnecessary sounds. Some of the professionals are bad enough.

The Super Bowl isn't for kids, I had a great time though and it was worth every nickel of it because by doing this lame piece about the game I can put it on my expense account.

... all of us talk faster than we listen.

I've learned... That I can always pray for someone when I don't have the strength to help him in some other way.

I am an atheist... I don't understand religion at all. I'm sure I'll offend a lot of people by saying this, but I think it's all nonsense.