By the time they're ready to be thrown away, most shoes are thoroughly comfortable
No matter what any of the grammar teachers say, punctuation is an arbitrary matter. It should be used to make sentences clear.
I've learned that under everyone's hard shell is someone who wants to be appreciated and loved.
A writer's job is to tell the truth.
It is possible to be dumb and be a college president.
I spent my first 50 years trying to become known as a writer and the next 30 trying to avoid being famous. I walk down the street or go to a football game and people shout, 'Hey Andy'. I hate that.