I like comedy, not violence, but violence is making a lot of money. But comedy is what I like.

I don't know where the artificial stops and the real starts.

You have to be willing to get happy about nothing.

I like to work when I'm not working - do something that may not be considered work, but to me it's work. Getting exercise by going to the grocery store.

I never understand how the lipstick business goes on because lipstick lasts forever.

There is beauty in everything, Just not everybody sees it

I always wished I had died, and I still wish that, because I could have gotten the whole thing over with.