I like comedy, not violence, but violence is making a lot of money. But comedy is what I like.

An artist is someone who produces things that people don't need to have but that he - for some reason - thinks it would be a good idea to give them.

The pop artists did images that anybody walking down Broadway could recognize in a split second — comics, picnic tables, men’s trousers, celebrities, shower curtains, refrigerators, Coke bottles. All the great modern things that the Abstract Expressionists tried not to notice at all.

After being alive, the next hardest work is having sex.

I think an artist is anybody who does something well, like if you cook well.

You have to be willing to get happy about nothing.

Isn't life a series of images that change as they repeat themselves?