Ellen Barkin, your upcoming TV show ‘The New Normal’ premiers on September 11th. September 11th, that sounds about right. Every clip I’ve seen feels like I’m watching a third tower collapse.

I wish my family had taken more pictures when I was growing up. Instead of always having to draw everything.

My girlfriend asked me if I only love her for her body. I said no, baby. Just parts of it.

I think brilliant stuff comes out of working with limitations. One liners are very limiting, but that's what drew me to them in the first place.

Racist dermatologists think all black people have really bad skin.

The one thing I've found you really can't joke about - and people think it's death or something - is money. No one thinks it's funny, whether you have it or you don't. Money is just something no one seems to like joking about.

An offended audience member repeating a comedian's act from memory is worse than, literally, anything.