Doctor just told me I can't have kids. I asked for a second opinion. He said, Why? No one's gonna to let you take kids from this hospital.
Anthony JeselnikI think some people just don't know that much about comedy. It would be like a person who didn't know anything about football thinking all offensive linemen are the same.
Anthony JeselnikI could see myself adopting a kid someday. But, obviously, I'd prefer it to be aborted.
Anthony Jeselnik