I had to break up with my last girlfriend for lying about being raped by her neighbor. But I've met her neighbor, he's a cool guy. Not like her other creepy ass neighbor though.
Anthony JeselnikMike Tyson, what can I say about you that hasn’t already been the title of a Richard Pryor album?
Anthony JeselnikI like to read, but otherwise I'm just your average, self-obsessed comedian. It's pretty much all I think about.
Anthony Jeselnik