It's always difficult when someone close to you passes away. But it's really tough when they're on top of you.

There is nothing that's off limits. If people think something is off limits, I make it my business to go make a joke about it; that's my job.

I'm fascinated by offensive subject matter. Always have been. It is very natural to me, as any teach I've ever had growing up could attest.

Disgusting. I just found my grandpa's Viagra. I swear, I almost puked from eating so many.

People say it's easy to make fun of retarded people, but it's not. You really have to explain it to them.

My mom's been having a hard time lately. She just found out that she has to have both of her breasts removed - if she's ever going to be good at golf.

I'm interested in doing some acting in the future, but it's a distant second to stand up.