It's always difficult when someone close to you passes away. But it's really tough when they're on top of you.

This past Christmas, I told my girlfriend for months in advance that all I wanted was an Xbox. That's it. Beginning and end of list, Xbox. You know what she got me? A homemade frame with a picture of us from our first date together. Which was fine. Because I got her an Xbox.

I'm very arrogant and mean. I'm almost like a bad guy professional wrestler.

Katey Sagal, you are an incredible actress. You worked on ‘Married with Children,’ the show that changed comedy, ‘Sons of Anarchy,’ the show that took comedy to a whole new level and ‘8 Simple Rules,’ the show that killed John Ritter.

In a late-night monologue, it's not just about being funny; you have to come off as knowledgeable. You have to cultivate a persona of trust and intelligence and likeability.

I feel worthless. My girlfriend was attacked on the subway yesterday. And I can't even enjoy it.

I'm getting pretty worried. My girlfriend hasn't gotten her period. And she's already 14.