It's always difficult when someone close to you passes away. But it's really tough when they're on top of you.

I enjoyed writing for someone elses voice, but I wasnt very good at it.

I spent all night feeding the homeless to dogs.

I had a happy childhood in a nice suburban area, pretty idyllic, upper middle class and very, very white. My dad is an attorney. My mother is a housewife. They had five kids in seven years: me, my brother, and three sisters. I'm the oldest. We were all very active. My mother was exhausted.

I killed a squirrel once with a car. Twice with a tennis racket.

I want people to just be paying attention even if they're not necessarily laughing at something, or if it takes them a while to get something, I don't mind that. If half the crowd gets the joke and the other half is sitting there scratching their heads, that's just as good for me if I like the joke, because I feel like it just brings people in more.

My girlfriend asked me if I only love her for her body. I said no, baby. Just parts of it.