You can't expect everyone to laugh or applaud you for doing edgy things. Sometimes you'll miss. But I think comedians are artists and there's a value in failure. It kind of works both ways between comedians and audiences. The audience has to understand that comedians are going to sometimes tell a joke that doesn't work out with dark subjects, and the comedian has to understand that sometimes they 'll fail and it's not the audience's fault for not getting it or loving it.

My mom's been having a hard time lately. She just found out that she has to have both of her breasts removed - if she's ever going to be good at golf.

Wayne Brady, I don’t understand why people keep joking that you’re not black. Wayne Brady, you are BLACK. After all, I only remember you for all the years you played an uppity slave on ‘Who’s Line is it Anyway?’.

I can drink like a fish, or at least, someone born with fetal alcohol syndrome.

People say it's easy to make fun of retarded people, but it's not. You really have to explain it to them.

I know her in the biblical senseand when I say that, I mean I don't believe a word she says.

Disgusting. I just found my grandpa's Viagra. I swear, I almost puked from eating so many.