You can't expect everyone to laugh or applaud you for doing edgy things. Sometimes you'll miss. But I think comedians are artists and there's a value in failure. It kind of works both ways between comedians and audiences. The audience has to understand that comedians are going to sometimes tell a joke that doesn't work out with dark subjects, and the comedian has to understand that sometimes they 'll fail and it's not the audience's fault for not getting it or loving it.

I think the reason I became funny was because if I made people laugh, they would let me keep talking.

I love Pittsburgh. Most of my family still lives there and I try to get back a couple of times a year.

Doctor just told me I can't have kids. I asked for a second opinion. He said, Why? No one's gonna to let you take kids from this hospital.

I'm actually a really nice guy, once you get to blow me.

I have a rare form of body dysmorphia in which I absolutely can't stand how good I look.

I never knew if I would get my own show, but I knew I loved stand-up.