My girlfriend is upset about her new haircut. I don't understand why she's crying. I'm the one who has to get a new girlfriend.

My great grandmother threw herself in front of a bus. The police tried to say she was committed suicide but the family knew she was just trying to stop civil rights.

I could see myself adopting a kid someday. But, obviously, I'd prefer it to be aborted.

I love Pittsburgh. Most of my family still lives there and I try to get back a couple of times a year.

Tom Cruise's pre-nup lets him keep his money, the kids and Katie Holmes.

My girlfriend wants an open relationship. I said no way. What kind of man would I be if I had to tell my friends I date you?

Yesterday I accidentally hit a little kid with my car. It wasn't serious — nobody saw me.