My dad was amazing. He raised five boys. All by himself. Without the rest of us knowing.
God, that Anthony Jeselnik Show sounds really funny.
One of my favorite things on the show was just getting to do my own monologue and talking about someone who killed themselves, or making a joke about some horrible tragedy - I love being able to fight for and get on TV. I just think it's so different.
I enjoyed writing for someone elses voice, but I wasnt very good at it.
Larry King is so old, he's actually one of the Jews that killed Christ.
You don't know anything about pain until you've seen your own baby drowned in a tub... and you definitely don't know anything about how to wash a baby.