I have that need in me, I want everyone to love me, but I'm embarrassed by that need, so I wanted to cover it up in my persona. I felt like I wouldn't be able to do stand-up for a career if I was needy. I didn't want to be complaining or whining onstage. I wanted to be cool and do exactly what I wanted to do. That way I would never have to change for anybody.
Anthony JeselnikWhen I was little, I would burn ants with a magnifying glass. But now that I'm older, I'm more of a cat guy.
Anthony JeselnikI feel like every first episode of a TV show is bad, you know, and it always improves.
Anthony JeselnikEllen Barkin, your upcoming TV show โThe New Normalโ premiers on September 11th. September 11th, that sounds about right. Every clip Iโve seen feels like Iโm watching a third tower collapse.
Anthony Jeselnik